Monday, November 16, 2009

SUPERHERO REVEALED!

The prospects looked dim as the group gathered to discuss the obstacles lying before them. There were hills to climb and ditches to cross, logs to jump and ribbons strung up everywhere. It was one huge wooded maze that they must find their way through. But how? Sure there were arrows pointing into the dark nether-regions beyond the clearing where they camped, but were they to just trust this meager guidance? Everything was so chaotic and frightening, the mystery too deep for the mere mortals they were. What they need is someone to lead them. Someone who is brave and wise and skilled enough to clear a path and show the way, but where would they find such a person? Just when they thought all was lost, they looked up to see a Superhero emerging from gloom astride a roaring green machine that was terrible to behold. He was dressed from head to foot in a form-fitting blue suit, with strange markings on front and back. The crowd was struck dumb as the stranger bellowed, “Fear not for I am the Captain and I’m here to save you”. And save them he did, weaving back and forth between the red and blue ribbons with the others trailing in his wake. Once, twice, three times he lead them in and out of the darkness before disappearing into the distance as the people shouted,

“THANK YOU CAPTAIN SAUSAGE!

2 comments:

Brad said...

Sorry I missed it! The Captain is worthy of hero status.

Pee Wee said...

Thanks to the Captain for the entertainment. A true man of his word. What a good time!

Good blog Jesco.